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here is a little about me now
Im a modern man, A man for the millennium, Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
Ive been uplinked and downloaded. Ive been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading.
Im a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
Im new wave but Im old school,
Im a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database, And my database is in cyberspace, So Im interactive, Im hyperactive, And from time-to-time, Im radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, Ahead of the curve, Riding the wave, Dodging a bullet, Pushing the envelope.
Im on point, On task, On message, And off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge.
Im in the moment, On the edge, Over the top, But under the radar.
A high concept, Low profile, Medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.
Im a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic. A working ragaholic. Out of rehab, And in denial.
I got a personal trainer, A personal shopper, A personal assistant, And a personal agenda.
You cant shut me up, You cant dumb me down. 'Cause Im tireless, And Im wireless. Im an alpha male on beta blockers.
Im a non-believer and an over-achiever. Laid back but fashion forward.
Up front, Down home, Low rent, High maintenance.
Super size, Long lasting, High definition, Fast acting, Oven ready, And built to last.
Im a hands on, Foot loose, Knee jerk, Head case.
But Im feeling, Im caring, Im healing, Im sharing. A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down, But my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
Im gender specific, Capital intensive, User friendly, And lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the f word in my email, And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini mall. I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane.
Im toll free, Bite sized, Ready to wear, And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, Factory authorized, Hospital tested, Clinically proven, Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
Ive been pre-washed, Pre-cooked, Pre-heated, Pre-screened, Pre-approved, Pre-packaged, Post-dated, Freeze-dried, Double-wrapped, Vacuum-packed, And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
Im a rude dude, But Im the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow. I go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin', Sailin' and spinnin', Jivin' and groovin', Wailin' and winnin'.
I dont snooze, So I dont lose. I keep the pedal to the metal, And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty, And lunch time is crunch time.
Im hanging in, There aint no doubt. And Im hanging tough, Over and out.